the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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