either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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