i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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