Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it was like his penis was on wheels.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver