just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
