oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm just crazy horny about you
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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