Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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