8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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