i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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