Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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