i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.