Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger