I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?