forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.