just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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