You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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