Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i think my mom watched the whole time
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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