We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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