Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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