i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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