AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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