Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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