it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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