Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hate all girls vehemently.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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