i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
