she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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