I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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