No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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