He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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