Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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