I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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