check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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