Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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