if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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