He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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