i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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