Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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