the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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