I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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