Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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