you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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