Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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