Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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