that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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