The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
