Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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