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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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