I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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