So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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