idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
BRING THE BAGELS
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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