Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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