my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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