I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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