your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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