you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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