ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize