you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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